An example of what you won't find in the Wankings? The guy who made THIS sign.
While I would have given this spot to the USC fan that managed to blitzkrieg the College Gameday show with a frat-boy "Suck It, Luck" sign (complete with cartoonish genitalia that resembles the Gatchaman/G-Force logo), the spot has to go to the guy who made ESPN a four-letter word.
Of course, sports and penises go hand-in-hand (not literally). People have spotted it in sports discussions, and John Madden famously drew them on the Telestrater more than once. However, you have to like the seriously creative chops on this guy—who knew you could spell ESPN with "penis"? We just don't understand his fixation with Lou Holtz.
Maybe he's not a University of Southern California fan, but indeed a University of South Carolina fan. Dr. Lou did coach for the USC of the East Coast for his last gig.
GO COCKS!
The following ten things, however, were the most wank of the week. Starting at the least:
